January 2012
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cool things to do on the weekend:
gosh i love saturdays.
sleep in past noon until you wake up because there’s a good chance you’re gonna pee all over everything
wake up early because it makes you feel good about yourself and like you’ve accomplished everything in the world
gorge yourself with oreos until you’re so full you’re probably gonna puke chocolate-y white brown stuff up all over the place....
signs i probably definitely like you:
maybe i’ll just print this list out a lot of times and hand it out to all the cute boys everywhere that ever existed.
well none of my friends are going to this wrestling meet/basketball game/play/whatever which means that i’m gonna have to sit by myself and pretend like i’m texting someone every couple seconds to avoid looking like a loser but OF COURSE i’ll go don’t worry i’ll be there
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